People ask me this question about seven times a week. You know what? I’m a VC, and I have no idea. I never set out to do this. My partners who have been doing this for 20+ years have no idea. All I have are a handful of patterns, gleaned from the small sample of other VCs I’m familiar with, that make up my tips below. You asking me “How do I get a job in VC?” is a bad value proposition. I will get very little out of it. I say the same thing to everyone; I feel like a broken r